Celiac disease, it’s a peculiar little beast. There are those stretches where you feel like you’ve cracked the code, sailing through life thinking, “Finally!” Then out of the blue, bam! You’re hit with something, heaven knows what, and suddenly you’re a prime candidate for the “Miserable A**hole of the Month” Club. It’s celiac’s way of …
Alright, here goes. Back in the day, I was tormented relentlessly during my early school years. From second grade up until sixth grade, I endured constant bullying, even from someone I considered my closest pal when others were around. Mike Perry, if you’re tuning in, know this—there’s a reserved spot in hell with your name …
Back in my early celiac days, when I was still navigating the gluten-free terrain like a novice, I found myself invited to a charity golf outing. I calculated I’d be out for a maximum of 6 hours, including travel time. So, like any seasoned celiac, I went into full-on panic mode. Just kidding—kind of. I …
Let’s delve into a topic, So simple and clear, We’re delving into our bodies, And the things from our rear. It’s not the most pleasant, Might make you feel a bit groovy, But what’s more natural, Than a little bit of poopy? No need to be shy, No reason to dismiss, As we chat about …
If you’ve dipped even a toe into the swirling waters of social media, chances are you’ve encountered these sorts of eye-roll-inducing posts and comments: “Oh, you have celiac? Is that a bagel? LOL!!” “I drink regular beer and I feel fine.” “My friend cheats a bit with gluten, and he’s totally fine.” “Celiac disease isn’t …
So, I’ve never been great at tooting my own horn. Back in the day, my self-esteem was pretty much non-existent. Picture zero self-esteem, then take away some more, and that’s about where I was. People used to wonder, “Why is Scott always so quiet?” or “Why is Scott so shy?” Little did they know, I had a …
When I got slapped with the celiac disease diagnosis back in (let me consult my mental calendar) 2008, one of the first moves Mrs. Dude made was to snag me a brand-spanking-new toaster exclusively for my gluten-free needs. Back then, the Dudettes were young, munching on bagels like they were going out of style. (Cut …
Can you use a shared toaster with celiac disease? Read More »
I’m aware that what follows might seem a bit petty to some of you. No…not Lori Petty. And definitely not Richard Petty either. It’s not written out of jealousy or to fish for compliments. I assure you, this is the real deal. Just kidding. I’m fiercely protective of the celiac community. I’ve penned 785 blog …
Cutting through the celiac bullsh*t and knowing who to trust Read More »
I can’t tolerate gluten. Ever. And if you’re reading this, I’m guessing you can’t either. Ever. So, what happens when we ingest gluten? Here are only a few of the outcomes: Exhaustion beyond belief Severe brain fog Irritability Intense itching Achy joints Agitation and short temper Severe stomach pain Difficulty making decisions Extreme mood swings …
Some celiac ‘leaders’ are asking us to eat gluten…why?? Read More »
I’ve got a backlog of celiac rants from folks eager to share their stories, waiting for their moment in the spotlight. However, an email I received struck a chord with me in a profound way. There’s something about hearing from young people that hits home, serving as a poignant reminder of my own blessings. Being …