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let's talk about poop

Let’s chat about poop

Let’s delve into a topic,
So simple and clear,
We’re delving into our bodies,
And the things from our rear.

It’s not the most pleasant,
Might make you feel a bit groovy,
But what’s more natural,
Than a little bit of poopy?

No need to be shy,
No reason to dismiss,
As we chat about what occurs,
When I release a Hershey’s kiss.

Since my bout with celiac,
My bowel movements were a flurry,
For those of you on the same ride,
You know, it’s not funny.

It’s been messy, it’s been tough,
When nature calls, I feel dumpy,
There’s just nothing enjoyable,
When I pass a grumpy.

Celiac’s done a number,
On my gut, it’s a fact,
Out of nowhere, that feeling,
“Oh my, I’ve got to act!”

I dash to the bathroom,
Or call it the loo,
But regardless of the name,
I release a hefty number two.

So for six years and counting,
I’ve faced quite a test,
But now, things have brightened,
When I empty my chest.

They’re solid, they’re clean,
Just as they should be,
Now, it’s not so dreadful,
Visiting the lavatory.

So, what’s changed?
What have I done?
Why is my visit to the loo,
As easy as number one?

Let me explain,
I’ll lay it out plain,
It’s not as grim now,
When I release a drain.

Five months ago,
I heeded a voice,
Saying, feeling so ill,
Shouldn’t be a forced choice.

I’d given up dairy,
Soy, and corn in a stack,
But I needed to do more,
And tackle this setback.

So, off to the pharmacy,
CVS was my port,
To get some vitamins,
My body might have sought.

I grabbed a Probiotic,
Nature’s Bounty, the label to see,
And some Vitamin B-complex,
To assist me with glee.

Every morning, without fail,
I took them, no delay,
Wishing, praying, hoping,
For my tummy’s dismay.

And wouldn’t you believe it,
In a week, I was free,
From those messy situations,
And dreadful debris.

Now, it’s smooth sailing,
No fuss, not a peep,
Could it be, dare I say,
Enjoying my porcelain sleep?

So if you’re facing troubles,
In your bathroom rendezvous,
Give what I did a shot,
And see if it helps you.

That’s Probiotics and B-complex,
My secret to share,
I truly hope it aids you,
Next time you’re in the bathroom lair.

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